Sunday, June 1, 2008

Free advice of the day

If you are a (originally male) transvestite who has been arrested for showing up at the local high school in a purple dress and pink rubber boots, screaming threats, waving a Taser and threatening to use it on students...

Do NOT tell the authorities that your plan if released is to go to the next town and castrate the judge in your last case.

http://www.theolympian.com/southsound/story/464615.html



I've argued for bail in some pretty marginal cases, but that takes the cake.

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